Every time there's a monster sighting of some sort, a small group of friends and I exchange emails about it. I like to think they're as passionate about monster hunting as I am, but sometimes I wonder if they do it to get me all excited and foaming at the mouth and then exchange another set of emails (that I'm not privy to) where they make fun of me behind my back.
Motherbumper sent us an email today about an "apartment" for sale or rent in Helsinki (actually, I'm assuming it's in Helsinki as I have no idea what the hell they're saying on the page). Here's a picture of it:
A very clean, unassuming bedroom. Do people in Helsinki sleep on cots? Here's another view of the room:
Notice anything strange about the room? I do!
That's right! There's a ghost orb floating above the desk! But wait! There's more!
An alien hand! You'd think if a creature from another planet was smart enough to build a spaceship and fly to Earth, he'd be smart enough to know how to use Photoshop. Stupid alien.
After viewing the evidence, there's only one logical conclusion you can draw from these images: this is not an apartment at all. It's a laboratory run by aliens. They lure unsuspecting humans inside, run tests on them, eat them, and keep their ghost orbs as pets.
I'm off to Helsinki to investigate. Wish me luck!
Off To Helsinki
