Backseat Driving Me Crazy

The following came from the backseat on the way to camp this morning:

Zoey: Daddy, can I get married when I'm thirteen?

I just ignored it. Actually, I had to ignore it because I died right there in the car.

Five minutes later...

Zoey: When I grow up, I'm going to be an environmental scientist and make medicine for the Earth.

Sorry, babe. Too little, too late. You should've led off with this.