On my post about The Myrtle Beach Sea Monster, SeattleDad left the following comment: "And don't be surprised when the knock comes on your door and 'they' haul you away, shut down this site, and threaten those of us who have commented."
But as I passed a DOT sign (the kind that normally only speaks to Steve Martin) on the highway today and noticed it read "Military Exercise 1 Mile Ahead," I immediately thought the same thing. I realized that the government had found out about my post and had set up this whole "Military Exercise" as a way to kill me. It would be reported that I was "accidentally" killed by "errant gunfire" during the "Military Exercise."
So what did I do? I turned the car around.
If you give me advance warning, I'm going to take it. I may be crazy, but I'm not a fool.
Better luck tomorrow, bitches!
How My Mind Works
