I neither live in Canada nor do I live near a body of water. So can someone please explain why Canadian geese have taken up residence in my neighborhood?
I've always been smart enough to keep a safe distance when it comes to geese. I know my place in the pecking order.
But it's becoming harder and harder to steer clear of the geese. They're quite brazen. I see them all around the neighborhood, snarling traffic and daring people to hit them.
Yesterday, I saw two geese standing on my neighbor's roof. Have you ever seen a goose standing on someone's roof?
No.
No one has. Geese don't stand on people's roofs.
There are only two reasons to explain the sudden increase in the goose population in my neighborhood.
Either they're here to help me in my quest for world domination.
Or they're here to kill me.
My money's on the latter.
I hate birds.
Prey Of Birds
