It's Still More Interesting Than Jared Fogle

The other night I was watching the World Baseball Classic (Yeah, I'm the only person watching it. What can I say? I'm ready for baseball season to start!), when I saw the following commercial:



Apparently, it's been out for at least two years but this is the first time I've seen it. TiVo spares me from suffering through a lot of ads.

My question: why in the hell is it still airing? It's dumb as hell, doesn't make sense, and isn't remotely amusing.

But it's got me talking, so mission accomplished, eh?

Still, it makes me long for the days of the alien chinchilla/hamster hybrids or whatever the hell those little beasties were: