Why would anyone bother saving phone messages from ex-lovers? Isn't that just a tad bit psycho?
Personally, I would always sweep the floor immediately after an ex-lover trimmed her toenails. I would save the clippings until we broke up, upon which time I would make myself a piece of jewelery (ring, bracelet, or necklace -- it would depend on the length of the relationship) from the clippings.
That's how you make lasting memories!
Memories
