Be My Valentine

I listen to a lot of sports talk radio. This week has been a major OD on A-Rod. But believe it or not, that hasn't been the #1 topic this week.

I've also heard tons of commercials for Valentine's Day.

As usual, there have been many commercials for various floral companies. But I've also heard commercials for teddy bears. Who the hell wants a teddy bear for Valentine's Day besides my six-year-old daughter?

But the new kid on the block this year is pajamas. Forty times a day, I hear a commercial about giving the woman in your life pajamas for Valentine's Day.

Seriously? Teddy bears and pajamas? Whatever happened to lingerie, candy, and vibrators?

When did pajamas become romantic gifts? Hell, when I go to Target, half of the women I see under the age of 30 are wearing pajama bottoms.

But hey, if you want to buy pajamas for the woman in your life, go for it. I won't stop you. Hell, I'll even help you out. Use this number: 1-800-GIVE-PJS. I don't know the name of the company, but I've heard that commercial so many times in the past week I have the number committed to memory.

And if you're looking for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for the man in your life, just replace the P with a B in the phone number above.