The mayor of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania has changed his name (but not legally). For the next week, Luke Ravenstahl will be known as Luke Steelerstahl. For those of you who don't follow sports, Ravenstahl's hometown team, the Pittsburgh Steelers, will play the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday and the winner will represent the AFC in the Super Bowl.
Apparently, Dumbasstahl was already taken.
But I can't talk; I can be a bit of a fanatic when it comes to sports. After all, I did burn my Jake Delhomme Commemorative Thong after Saturday night's debacle.
But at least I remembered to take it off first.
I learned a lot from the Mariano Rivera Commemorative Thong Incident of 2001.
Song of the day: All By Myself by Babes In Toyland
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