On Tuesday, I got the kids some books at the library. Unfortunately, I picked up a book of knock-knock jokes for Zoey. As a result, I've heard way too many corny jokes over the past few days. Here's one for you:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Necks.
Necks who?
Necks time, don't get her a book of knock-knock jokes, dumbass.
What's that? You want more? Ok. Since you insist:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese driving me crazy with all these damn knock-knock jokes.
And I've got plenty more where that came from, so don't test me!
Song of the day: Christmas Tree by Lady GaGa
The Parenting Mistake Of The Week
