Today's Gallup poll shows Barack Obama leading John McCain by four percentage points. McCain has gained four points in the past three days.
What gives?
Easy. People are starting to realize John McCain loves us more.
Don't get me wrong. Barack Obama loves us, too.
Unless you're one of the gun-toting, Bible-clenching unwashed.
But John McCain loves you.
Yes, you. John McCain loves you.
How do I know? John McCain loves you enough to offer personalized campaign signs.
I'm sure you've all seen these:
But McCain has recently decided to take it a step a further. He wants you to be able to express your true self when you show your love for him! Witness:
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So vote with your heart.
Vote with your head.
Vote with your ego!
Song of the day: Signs by Five Man Electrical Band
