Guess what? In order to give myself and this site a kick in the ass, I've decided to participate in NaBloPoMo again this year.
For those who have no idea what NaBloPoMo is, it basically means I'll be posting every day for the month of November. Which also means:
- I'm insane.
- I must hate you. It's bad enough I ask you to read three posts a week. But asking you to read seven posts of my drivel every week? Yeah, that's asking way too much.
But since I'll be posting every day during November, I decided to give myself one last day of phoning it in.
Top 5 Cynical Dad Halloween Posts
- Halloween Night
I teach my daughter the meaning of sincerity.
- Halloween Safety Guide: How To Successfully Survive A Monster Attack
I teach you how to defeat various monsters.
- Youthful Idiocy: The Haunted Forest
In this post, I recount how some friends and I decided to make our own Haunted Forest when we were twelve.
- Captain Sam And The Forest Creatures
This is one of my favorite posts on this site. It's about a fall festival where no one gets out alive.
- The Scariest (Or Mushiest, Depending Upon Your Perspective) Halloween Story Ever Told
How I proposed to my wife on Halloween.
Song of the day: Everybody Knows by Leonard Cohen
