I read yesterday that Universal is making a big-screen version of Sigmund And The Sea Monsters. And then the last little bit of my soul was sucked from my body and vanished into the ether.
Don't get me wrong; I loved me some Sigmund when I was a kid. I just don't see the point in a movie. I'm tired of Hollywood constantly taking bits and pieces of my youth and desecrating remaking them for a new generation. Rather than trying to find new and original writers, Hollywood producers are staying up late and watching Nick At Nite and TV Land, looking for something to pillage.
Top Five Television Shows That Should Never Be Made Into Movies
Dear Hollywood,If you ever decide to make any of the following television shows into a movie, I will fly to California and take a dump on the Hollywood sign. Even though you would have beaten me to it.
Hugs & Kisses,
Chag
5. The Golden Girls
I was fifteen when this show started. Do you really think I wanted to watch a show about four geriatric women? No! And neither do today's teenagers.
But my dearest Bea will always hold a special place in my heart.
4. My Two Dads
Hi. One of us is the father of this girl whose mother just died. Let's move in together and raise her!
Most unrealistic premise ever.
3. Bosom Buddies
But I'd bet Peter Scolari would be more than willing to do a cameo (not only did I remember that dude's name, but I also spelled it correctly (I need a life)).
2. Mad About You
Paul Reiser is my kryptonite.
1. Webster
YOU DO NOT MESS WITH PERFECTION!
So what television shows do you hope Hollywood never lays its filthy bloody hands on?
P.S. Mention Small Wonder and you're dead to me.
Song of the day: Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody by David Lee Roth
