This is something I did when I was writing for DadCentric back in the day. I pick the winners of each NFL game and see how I do against ESPN's Bill Simmons (of course, he knows nothing of it). I'm also posting these picks over at Draft Day Suit.
And not to brag or anything, but I did go 8-2-1 during the playoffs last year.
Anyway, here are my picks (home teams in CAPS, Bill's picks in red):
GIANTS (-4) over Redskins
I truly believe Washington may be one of the worst teams in the NFL this year. Next to Kansas City, of course.
Bengals (-1 1/2) over RAVENS
You can add the Ravens to the list of Teams That Are Going To Suck This Year.
Lions (-3) over FALCONS
I'm intrigued by the Lions now that they've added Rudi Johnson.
DOLPHINS (+3) over Jets
Miami will win this one outright. Miami will also play .500 ball or better this year.
PATRIOTS (-16 1/2) over Chiefs
Normally, if any teams gets over 15 points, I'd tell you to take them. But this is the Chiefs. And they're playing the Patriots.
STEELERS (-6 1/2) over Texans
I just can't get behind the Texans.
Jaguars (-3) over TITANS
I like the Jaguars this year.
SAINTS (-3 1/2) over Bucs
I can't see Tampa Bay stopping Brees. P.S. Divisional games shouldn't be played in Week One.
NINERS (+2 1/2) over Cardinals
I think San Francisco wins the West this year.
BILLS (-1) over Seahawks
Does Seattle have a healthy receiver?
EAGLES (-7 1/2) over Rams
Westbrook should have a field day in this game.
Panthers (+9) over CHARGERS
If Steve Smith were playing, I'd think the Panthers would win this one.
COWBOYS (-5 1/2) over Browns
Should be a high-scoring affair, but I think Dallas will win by at least a touchdown.
COLTS (-9 1/2) over Bears
I don't care if Manning plays on one leg, the Bears still have Orton at QB.
Vikings (+2 1/2) over PACKERS
The Vikings will win the North this year. Neither the Packers nor the Jets will make the playoffs.
RAIDERS (+3) over Broncos
I'm high on the Raiders this year. Or maybe I'm just high.
DISCLAIMER: This is provided for entertainment purposes only. If you follow my advice, you are a fool.
Seriously, if you ever spend money based on something I say, have your head examined.
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