God Is A Marketing Genius

There was a time when God could pack the pews without breaking a sweat.

But due to extensive touring, the lack of any new material to promote, and competition from false idols (Obama, Wipeout, Jonas Brothers, etc.), those days are long gone.

So what's a God to do?

At first, He tried posting witty sayings/proverbs/puns outside his concert halls. Stuff like "What's missing from chch? U R!" But that only resulted in a lot of eye-rolling from His most jaded fans.

So He took a cue from Madonna and reinvented Himself. He took certain aspects of popular culture and repurposed them for His act. He started serving Starbucks at certain tour stops. He held special shows near lakes or at sunrise. He placed references to American Idol, Survivor, and other Middle American delights in some of His lyrics.

But it was still not enough.

So what does God have up His sleeve now?

Nothing! God's not wearing sleeves!

Or little else, for that matter:



Song of the day: Tenderness by General Public