Sibling Rivalry

Our kids are starting to compete for our affections. But they've got it easy because neither one is a celebrity.

At least not yet.

It must suck to be the brother or sister of a celebrity. No matter what you do, no matter what you become, your famous sibling gets all the press and headlines.

Top Five Celebrity Siblings I Wouldn't Want To Be

Honorable Mentions
Any Jackson not named Janet or Michael
Any Baldwin not named Alec
Any Presidential brother -- Jimmy Carter had Billy, Bill Clinton has Roger, Jeb Bush has George W., etc.

Here's the Top 5:

5. Christopher Ciccone
When you write a tell-all about your famous sister Madonna, life can't be good.

4. Brian Spears
Britney and Jamie Lynn are his sisters. And then there's his mom.

3. Kevin Farley
He can be found doing imitations of his dead brother Chris in Hertz commercials.

2. The 4th Jonas Brother
Yeah, there's a fourth Jonas brother. That pretty much explains why it sucks to be him.

1. Cooper Manning
It's bad enough his dad is Archie Manning, but the dude's brothers are Peyton and Eli, who not only have Super Bowl rings as quarterbacks of the Colts and Giants, but also have MVP awards from said Super Bowls. Think he's ever up for a touch football game at the family reunion?

Who'd I forget?

Song of the day: What About Me? by Moving Pictures