My wife just returned from a business trip. Want to know how our lives are different?
Top Five Locations My Wife Has Visited On A Business Trip
5. Las Vegas4. New York
3. Los Angeles
2. Paris
1. London
Top Five Locations I Have Visited On A Business Trip
5. Chuck E. Cheese's4. McDonald's Playland
3. Some dude's house
2. Applebee's
1. Miami
Numbers two through five were a result of my freelance web work. The company I used to work for (pre-kids) sent me to Miami for a trade show. But it pretty much sucked. I was escorted around town by a sixty-year-old salesman who lived in Miami.
Which meant I spent a lot of time at the hotel bar.
We did manage to make it down to South Beach.
Once. In broad daylight.
As a result, I have no tales of all-night coke-induced dance marathons at Miami nightclubs.
Maybe next life.
Song of the day: Jealous Again by The Black Crowes
