Zoey: Daddy, what did you do when you were little?
Me: I went fishing, rode my bike, played baseball, that kind of stuff.
Zoey: YOU PLAYED BASEBALL? You should've played for the Yankees!
Me: Daddy wasn't good enough.
Zoey: Maybe we should get out my T-Ball this weekend so you can practice.
Of course, if Billy Crystal can suit up for a spring training game for the Yankees, maybe I have a chance.
Song of the day: Piazza, New York Catcher by Belle & Sebastian
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