I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a woman walking her dog on one of those retractable leashes. Her dog walked into my neighbor's yard, lifted its leg, and pissed on the nativity scene.
So if the makers of the animated classic are correct and all dogs really do go to Heaven, surely this means the dog's owner is going to Hell.
Right?
Song of the day: Come On! Let's Boogey To The Elf Dance! by Sufjan Stevens
Don't Piss Off (Or On) Baby Jesus
