"Your hair's really getting long, you know?"
"Hmm?"
"Your hair is really long."
"I know. I had two people call me ma'am this week."
"When are you planning on getting it cut?"
"April."
"APRIL! Why April?"
"Because Zoey's school is having a fundraiser. Locks For Charity, or something like that."
"There's no way you're waiting until April."
"Of course, by then, it might be so long that I might be tempted to tease it up and start a glam cover band."
"Good night."
"You'll still be my #1 groupie."
"Good night."
Song of the day: The Joke: The Musical from Mr. Show