The More You Know

Things I learned this past week:

  • It is perfectly okay to make fun of Dane Cook.
  • It is not okay to make fun of Karla Mosley. There are a lot of Hi-5 Moms out there who like to send emails.
  • Tom Brady is a God.
  • So is Eric Gagne.
  • Back to the Patriots: I truly believe they will go 16-0 this year. Bill Belichick is playing not only to win, but to destroy all opponents. The fact that they were going for a touchdown at the end with the game already in hand shows me he's not going to be resting players if they wrap up their playoff seeding early.
  • Baked Doritos taste like ass.
  • Zoey will be going as a paper bag for Halloween this year because that's all that will be left by the time she decides what she wants to be. She changes her mind hourly.
  • Me? I'm going as Hannah Montana.
Have you learned anything lately (other than you just wasted forty-five seconds of your life by reading this)?

Song of the day: 80s Rockstar by The Weekend