Despite the fact our backyard resembles a white trash version of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, there is one thing I refuse to purchase: a wading pool. Here's why:
- Unlike the rich people's pools, you have to toss the water out when you're done swimming because of germs, bacteria, and other creepy crawlies.
- Because one of the Unwritten Laws of Suburbia states you cannot toss things over your neighbor's fence, you must dispose of the used swimming pool water in your own yard, which creates a big, sloppy, muddy mess. And we know there's no bigger kid magnet than a mud pit.
- By the time I would complete the pre-swimming ritual (putting Swimmers on Zed, putting swimsuits on both kids, lathering them in sunscreen, disinfecting the pool, and filling the pool), both kids would hate me and would lose all desire to swim. And it would probably be suppertime.
- I could go on, but I think I've adequately explained my position on the matter.
But I haven't totally abolished all water-related activities. Because I am way too cheap to join the neighborhood pool or the Y, the kids and I often drive downtown and play in the fountains.
In our downtown, they recently tore down one whole city block and replaced it with a park of sorts. There's grass, benches, and lots of fountains. The fountains dance, shoot water high into the sky, and, most importantly, get the kids wet. While it doesn't come close to the Bellagio, it serves our purposes. The kids' favorite part is the fountain arch, a small place where you can run through while the fountains shoot over your head. If you run through it ten times, you'll be soaked.
Now I know what you're thinking: "I thought one of the reasons why you don't have a wading pool is because of the germs." Yes, I said that. Thanks for paying attention. But in my tiny little mind, the fact that the water is constantly moving and cycling through the system reduces the risk of bacteria. I totally block out the fact that 5,000 filthy bodies have been wading in it all day.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, it's also a fountain downtown.
Not only do the kids have a great time splashing around and getting wet, but they also see sights they normally don't get a chance to see: buildings taller than three stories, men with jobs, men wearing suits, and homeless people.
It's fun and educational!
Song of the day: Hot In The City by Billy Idol
