Today, Zoey and her friend Elmo decided to invent their own game. Although they never mentioned what it was called, I refer to it as Extreme Wiffle Ball. If you would like to start your own game, here are the basic rules and guidelines:
OVERVIEW
Extreme Wiffle Ball is like regular Wiffle Ball with a few variations. In Extreme Wiffle Ball, there is only one player per team. One person is the pitcher and the other is the batter.
EQUIPMENT NEEDED
No uniforms or protective equipment are needed for Extreme Wiffle Ball (it's pretty much a come as you are affair). In fact, the only items needed are a large plastic bat and a small hard plastic ball, roughly the size of a ping-pong ball.
HOW TO PLAY
The pitcher and batter face each other, roughly eighteen inches apart. The pitcher puts the ball in his/her mouth and spits it out with as much force as he/she can muster, causing it to ricochet off the batter's forehead. The batter then hits the pitcher in the side of the head with the bat. Both pitcher and batter laugh. Repeat.
OBJECTIVE
The object of Extreme Wiffle Ball is to repeat the above actions as many times before panicked parents come rushing over, take away your bat and ball, and send you to timeout.
Is This Extreme Enough For You?
